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The Roentgens’ Berlin Secretary Cabinet

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OK Go – This Too Shall Pass – Rube Goldberg Machine version

Always worth another watch of OK Go, and Rube Goldberg machines!

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Magic Clerk – Easter Edition: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

 

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Useful Dog Tricks 3 performed by Jesse

This is a well trained, and very useful dog!!

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When was the last time you took a shower on an airplane?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1OqqQ8hBXk

OK…so flying ain’t so bad…

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Women vs. Men

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST                               
   She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.                               
       Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.                               
      Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.                               
                      Her boyfriend                               
               is on the cover of Playgirl.                               
    And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.                               
             Keep reading-they get better!!!                              

                     WOMEN’S REVENGE                               
                 ‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.                
             As she fumbled for her wallet ,I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.           
    ‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.                               
                         ‘No,’ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me,                       
                        and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’

                     
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN                               
                  (A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)                               
        I know I’m not going to understand women.                               
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,                              
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,                           
             and still be afraid of a spider.                               
                     MARRIAGE SEMINAR                               
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,                          
    Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,                               
                   ‘It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.’                  
                  He addressed the man,                               
       ‘Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?’                               
               Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, ‘It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?            

 

                  CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS                               
                            A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..                          
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.                           
                          He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..                         
         She directs him down the correct aisle.                               
           A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.         
                 She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?               
                     He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store                   
                      to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco                     
                         and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo- ooo much cheaper.                        
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ………. so does she.                           
    (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)                              

 

 

                     WIFE VS. HUSBAND                               
                       A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.                     
     An earlier discussion had led to an argument and                               
    neither of them wanted to concede their position.                               
                         As they                               
       passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,                               
  the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’                              
           ‘Yep,’ the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’                               
WORDS                               
                    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…                   
                30,000 to a man’s 15,000.                               
The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to                            
               repeat everything to men….                               
  The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ‘What?’                              
CREATION                               
                             A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be                           
     so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.                               
        ‘The wife responded, ‘Allow me to explain.                               
  God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;                              
   God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !                              

 

 

                      WHO DOES WHAT                               
   A man and his wife were having an argument about who                               
           should brew the coffee each morning.                               
The wife said, ‘You should do it because you get up first,                            
and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.                             
                           The husband said, ‘You are in charge of cooking around here and                          
                   you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.’                  
         Wife replies, ‘No, you should do it, and                               
besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.’                          
    Husband replies, ‘I can’t believe that, show me..’                               
      So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it    
                  indeed says ‘HEBREWS’                              

 

                   The Silent Treatment                               
   A man and his wife were having some problems at home                               
     and were giving each other the silent treatment.                               
                   Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him                 
     at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.                               
              Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,            
                       ‘Please wake me at 5:00AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it.                      
    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight Furious, he was  
   about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him,                               
       when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.                               
         The paper said, ‘It is 5:00AM. Wake up.’                               
    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.                              

 

 

           God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece         

 

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Trees-too funny!!

Two Trees and A Woodpecker                               
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in
it, but here                               
is one:                               
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree                               
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,  
‘Is that a son                               
of a beech or a son of a birch?’ The birch says he cannot     
tell, but just                               
then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.                       
The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you    
tell if that is                               
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’                         
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies,    
‘It is neither                               
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the     
best piece of ash                               
I have ever poked my pecker into.       

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Pudsy!

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