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Emotional baby! Too cute!

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Why Can’t You Use Phones on Planes?

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How to amuse older people

or anyone easily amused…including me…

Just move the mouse…
​ Pretty complicated but with a few hours of practice I am sure you will eventually get it. ​

(BTW: The picture above has absolutely nothing to do with the link…if I don;t include a picture, no one on FB will follow the link… Smile )

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First Phase Chief’s Blanket sets record at John Moran Auctioneers

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Real water bed

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Check out the looks on the faces of the young girls.

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4th Husband at 80 !

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because
she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked
her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying
again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. "He’s a
funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her
first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,

explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s,

then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s,
and now – in her 80’s – a funeral director. The interviewer looked at
her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with
such diverse careers.
(wait for it)
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the
show, three to get ready, and four to go."

(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)

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