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GEICO Hump Day Camel Commercial – Happier than a Camel on Wednesday

GEICO Hump Day Camel Commercial – Happier than a Camel on Wednesday from Steffen Bieser on Vimeo.

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Wal-Mart Cake

Wal-Mart…doing exactly as you asked…

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Guess what the Ad is for…

Can you guess before the ad is over??

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Clever Anagrams

This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I’ve received in awhile.

Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble.

(Wait till you see the last one)!

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER
:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION
:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES
:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES

:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY
:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS
:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS
:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS!  NO MORE
Z’S

A DECIMAL POINT
:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES
:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO
:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW
:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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A true friend….

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Your Password is Incorrect

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Spider lives in woman’s ear for five days

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8514124

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Canadians don’t brag, eh?

So what do we Canadians have to be proud  of?

1.  Smarties (not sold in the USA )

2.  Crispy Crunch, Coffee  Crisp (not  sold in the USA )


3.  The size of our footballs fields, one  less down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian – 1st game June 4, 1838 – Ingersoll, ON
5. Lacrosse is Canadian


6. Hockey is Canadian


7. Basketball is Canadian


8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
10. Tim Horton’s beats Dunkin’ Donuts
11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington …  We got bored because they ran away.  Then, we came home and Partied…..
Go figure.


12. Canada has the largest French population thatnever surrendered to Germany .
13. We have the largest English population thatnever Ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER!
(We got clobbered in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars)


14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing.   He showed up just in time to get caught.


16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.


17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still around as the world’s oldest company.


18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.   (That’s more information than I need!)


19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.


20. We don’t marry our kin-folk…


21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone.   Also short wave radios which save countless lives each year.


22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.


23. A Canadian invented Superman.


24. We have coloured money.


BUT MOST IMPORTANT !


The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands in, with mitts on.


OOOoohhhhh….. Canada !!


Oh yeah… And our elections only take one day!

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